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suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.
The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."
by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016
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Social Suicide

To commit an act that kills you social life.

example: tagging a crush, that you've never talked to, on a relationship post on facebook.
Aron just commit social suicide by tagging his crush on a valentines day post.
by lemirlo February 6, 2017
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The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns
A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok
by Apprefo December 9, 2021
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Bitty as suicide

Not comparable, not of the same magnitude
Alt meaning; not as addictive
Google is bitty as suicide to Facebook or You Tube
by Lokomalo January 10, 2020
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Samurai suicide

Seppuku, or "samurai suicide", is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves.
Minamoto no Tametomo was likely the first to use a "samurai suicide" technique, the seppuku ritual.
by Arcane_ July 2, 2015
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The Suicidal Russian

Luke is that kid who cares for his mates, no matter who and where they are, he doesn't care about himself, he puts others first like a true Russian. He's had a lot of girls, all of them were not loyal enough.
The Suicidal Russian has just tried to commit suicide.
by Charlie Welch June 15, 2020
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fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.
Eating these nachos is fart suicide.
by ghostofisis January 5, 2019
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