Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Lockland Split

A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.

Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole

by DeanWalden April 29, 2022

Split a bravo

The act of sliding ones’ hand in between the underwear and anal cleft, usually resulting in digital penetration of the anus.

this chick started grinding on me so I split a bravo.... turns out she was the shot girl and now I owe her twenty-five bucks.

by F dees August 16, 2019

splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

Splitting the bread

Splitting the profits accordingly to the workload put in.

Gerald considered lightly that we will be splitting the bread.

by Im diamond in brawlhalla August 30, 2023

Split the Room

slang for tear that pussy with your minotaur cock

Split the Room f

by quartz89 February 2, 2022

coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.

Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.

by Professional Birder March 29, 2024