Literally THE BEST SPORT EVERRRRRRR!
Why do u even need to look this up just go play this awesome sport.
Why do u even need to look this up just go play this awesome sport.
by Miss Lave Cake June 23, 2021
by Stinky36 December 03, 2019
Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.
Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020
The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
by JingoTheStuck May 07, 2018
A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.
by TapSnaporNap May 08, 2024
by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021
The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.
Soccer
by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019