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Thicc soccer

A game of soccer played by chubby kids that are wider than they are tall.
Yeah, Bacon’s out playing thicc soccer with his fat friends.
by SkinnedOstrich October 1, 2017
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Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer
that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
mugGet the Soccer mommug.

Pro Soccer Contacts

A soccer business that is run by the three musketeers, one is a phone addict, two has been on every uni team, and the last one loves balenciaga and money. The business provided is good and gives good value if you need soccer teams to sign for.
Have you heard of Pro Soccer Contacts?
"Yeah it's run by the three musketeers"
by u mad or r u mad March 10, 2025
mugGet the Pro Soccer Contactsmug.

soccer gang

A group of soccer-loving, friendship-building, joke-cracking, group of girls that will always and forever be there for each other on and off the field.
Wow, look at that super cool soccer gang over there.
I love my soccer gang so much!
by superathlete1738 May 25, 2020
mugGet the soccer gangmug.

Rage Soccer Player

A rage soccer player is a girl/boy who is a slut or a fuckboy who think they are better then everyone else.
Stay away from the rage soccer players they will screw you over!
by Goalzzzzz123 March 22, 2017
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