"Hey, where did Adam and Mary go? We're about to leave. "
" I don't know, probably off smelling construction somewhere. "
"Oh, we should leave them be then."
" I don't know, probably off smelling construction somewhere. "
"Oh, we should leave them be then."
by PeanutSeats January 4, 2015
Get the smelling constructionmug. You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"
by BRETTBTCH July 30, 2022
Get the I smell baconmug. when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?
someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33
by deporitazfan43 April 24, 2024
Get the SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHImug. When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
by jval73 December 8, 2011
Get the Show and Smellmug. Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough
Rick: Damn That's Tough
by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019
Get the Smelling n tellingmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the I Farted A Healthy Smellmug. 