Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

slow def check

making sure your friend is alright when away throwing up

yeah I'll go check on Bobby. I'll do a slow def check after my smoke.

by neu December 9, 2003

Slow Body

Meaning something is slow, dumb, or stupid.

Okay slow body

by gloforre July 17, 2025

Slow Jamz

She said she want some marvin gaye some Luther vandross

Have you listened to slow jamz by Kanye west

by Khan Ye September 14, 2025

Slow Exit

Basically like post not clarity it's a way to leave a woman or man after getting what you wanted but not having the balls to actually be assertive

Typical, - we fuq... and Now you're slow exiting out the door. As JF you had a business meeting on 9:00 a.m. on a Sunday

by Shlive November 25, 2025

Slow Roast

When talking about "he's cooking something up" and oat muffin says "Slow Roast"

"He's cooking something up"
> "Slow Roast"

by Bluesonic420 December 1, 2025

Faster than slow

When someone snaps at you 3 times

He snapped at me 3 times saying "Faster than slow" as if I was going at a praying mantis pace

by Om .5 December 20, 2025