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Cum Shart

When someone forces seamen out of their rectum with an accompanying fart sound.
Person 1: “Hey, what do you think about cum shart?”

Person 2: “What the fuck?”
by Grey Meat August 25, 2025
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French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025
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Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.
I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car
by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025
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Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky
“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025
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Blast Shart

The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.
Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”

Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025
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Shart in mart

"Shart in mart" is to Americans what "poo in the loo" is to Indians.

Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.
">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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frost shart

A friend who is named after their old oc just with shart

if your nickname is frost shart then sorry but your named after a cold turd
You: "Hey frost shart! nice name is it because you ate a turd once"

frost shart: +starts weeping+
by PHEOthenotgayattackhelicopter November 24, 2021
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