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secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
by The spunk man December 1, 2021
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The Secrets of Lexy

We all know lexy, A fun guy but what some people don't know is that lexy is just a nickname he's name is Actually Alex he is a cool guy but we all know that lexy broke up with zabrang but do we know why??? Well the reason is because lexy has been obnoxious to her so later when they broke do u guys think lexy stopped at that to just let zabrang go? The answer is no! Lexy still had feelings for her but unfortunately zabrang be giving him cards which led to lexy to change his name to "Depressed kid" lexy hates sammy cos he thinks sammy is trying to steal zabrang from him which is kinda true in that moment... Well there you have it that is the reason of lexy break up next; does lexy have a girlfriend????
by Danvyt34 September 9, 2022
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Secret

Something that Anns has to tell me
Anns shouldn’t hide secrets from me
by R0zal1n4 May 26, 2024
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Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosm

Roronoa Zoro's move he used on Pica from one piece, cutting Pica in half.
Zoro: Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosm!
Pica: 0-{ --<
by anonymous February 16, 2024
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Secret Slag

A Secret Slag is someone who loves gossip. Once they get their hands on a little bit of information, they turn it into a big drama.

E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.
Me: I knew you were a secret slag!
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.
by ArranAuth October 27, 2022
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The Secret Sauce

The Act Of Finishing Inside Your Girl Before She Tells You She's On Her Period Creating "The Secret Sauce"
Savage -Ay Bruh Emily Was On Her Period Last Night .
Friend-Damn Sorry To Hear That.
Savage- Yeah I Know Bro. When I Pulled Out After I Finished, The Secret Sauce Was Everywhere!
by A Savage Guy July 5, 2016
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