school

A place where you go to until you are an adult where you get taught how to solve the opposite angles of triangles and the humour in Shakespeare, but nothing about how to pay a bill, write a cheque, find a flat.

(To all saying that school is necessary for a decent life, I challenge that having a brain is required for a decent life. I'm a college dropout yet I'm doing well enough at the moment working for a decent company in a job that's a laugh riot compared to the dejection, bullying and harassment suffered in education from the age of 5.)

"Don't they teach you anything in school these days?"
- "Er, not really, we learn how to ace standardised tests"

by Archie2K January 11, 2004

Brookville High School

School of whores.Also known as Whoreville. Piece of shit. Doesn't belong on earth. Disgrace to humanity.

Yo did you see that girl from Brookville High School?
Yeah, she probably has STD's though.

by beckreal June 25, 2016

pickering middle school

Pickering Middle School is a middle school located in Lynn Massachusetts. It’s filled with shitty people, snakes, hoes, and bitches. You’ll find all types of shitty people ranging from ghetto to “I remind the teacher we have homework” type of people. The school is downright disgusting and jails probably have better conditions than this.

Bob: Hey, look over there!
Joe: Why what’s that? A jail?
Bob: Nah, it’s just Pickering Middle School.
Joe: Ohhh, I feel bad for those kids.

by thiccbeast January 10, 2018

Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle School is full of little wannabe crackheads. At Eisenhower Middle School it doesn't surprise me that they have four security guards in three officers patrolling the campus 24 fucking 7. Kids be hotboxing the bathroom and smearing shit on the walls. What great fun

Eisenhower Middle School is gay

by FlAppYhorseCocK October 13, 2018

walker high school

hell itself resides in this louisiana high school. everyone drops out or gets pregnant or gets expelled for drugs, they care more about boys shaving and girls dress lengths than they do about your education, and every other day someone tries to kill themselves!! the worst teachers, the fakest girls, and the most homophobic, racist, misogynistic little boys you’ll ever meet. pretty damn good at sports though ngl, duck fenham.

walker high school, where opportunities today means success tomorrow!

by juulgoddess69420 November 13, 2019

Sarasota Middle School

It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?

by whoamihandle May 19, 2021

Juniata High School

A backwards school.With a retarded principal known as Mr.Apple who slapped a child in 2011.And is back somehow and continued working.

Guy 1:Did you see Juniata High School
Guy 2:Yes I heard abot that school.The principla there slapped a kid

by Judas Priest the 2nd February 19, 2012