Biblical Satanism

A small sect of Satanism which believes in God and Satan as living beings/deities. Biblical Satanists believe that God is the villian of the bible and that Satan is the hero. They share some things in common with LaVeyan Satanists such as indulging in sin, having pride in yourself, and thinking freely. You don't have to worship Satan to be a Biblical Satanist, that's your choice.

Have you ever heard of Biblical Satanism?

by CromBomb September 24, 2017

reverse satan

When you suck a fuck on ur way to heaven, it's gods dick

Man, I bet he did the reverse Satan when he died

by Stanist9696,6969 November 10, 2017

Satanism

Since religion is a sensitive topic, it should be noted that I am as bare bones as possible and do not know much about this religion. It is a religion followed by the "demon god" although there is no god in Satanism, The name of his is "Baphomet". Most people think since Satanism has "Satan" in its name, they think they worship Satan himself but that of far from the truth. According to it there are multiple Satans with different social levels. This is much as I have gathered, feel free to correct me by disliking this post and for me fixing it

David: Bro, did you heard of Satanism?
Zach: Yeah I think they worship Satan's.
David: No dude they have another guy named Bapho-. I forgor 💀
Zach:It's alright dude

by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022

Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 4, 2019

Satan

Jiggling the bathroom doorknob, knowing someone's in there to give them anxiety

SATAN BEGONE

by _Rossi_ September 19, 2018

Satan's Butterfly

A cockroach, specifically palmetto bugs but can be applied to any cockroach that can fly. These are the butterflies no one admires.

"Oh my god, a Satan's Butterfly crawled out of the sink drain, kill it!"

"I've recently called over an exterminator to my house. I've been getting a lot of Satan's Butterflies in my house."

by ElliotTheFennekin May 28, 2025

Satans lollipop

When you fuck a girl on their period then you put it in their mouth.

This term is also applicable for any other circumstance where a bloody cock is devoured.

I took her home to give her a taste of Satans Lollipop.

by SacredScrotum January 29, 2024