sand in your vagina

a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated

Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Israeli-an Sand Storm

When a sandy vagina queefs on you.

I was eating out my girlfriend after going to the beach and her vagina was sandy. After three minutes she gave me an Israeli-an Sand Storm and my eye had sand in it. Later we had a mongolian horse race.

by dizzle doozledaz January 08, 2011

Indiana Sand Fight

The sexual act of having anal sex with a partner and then making yourself puke inside the butthole of the partner and then quickly sticking your penis inside their anus and use the puke as "lube".

Tiffany: Oh my god my ass smells rank!
Becca: Why?
Tiffany: Ugh, Terry and I were doing the Indiana Sand Fight, I dont think I will ever get the smell out!

by I heart Meth November 21, 2010

Sand Trap

The sand trap is preformed by having sex with a woman in her anus. When you are done, you throw a large handful of sand on her wet anus so it sticks.

I fucked her ass until it was quivering, then gave her the sand trap!

by Dirty Dirty Dirty January 10, 2008

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a girl is eating sushi and you come up and slap her with your dirt covered penis.

When we were eating at the Japan Garden I gave my girl friend the Tokyo sand blaster.

by Red haired white freak November 10, 2010

Siberian Sand Goggles

The act of placing your testicles on someone's eyes while they are asleep.

We got a picture of you wearing siberian sand goggles last night.

by big e226 February 10, 2009

sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 17, 2009