toms river high school south

Black.

Do you go to toms river high school south

No, I'm white!

by Denice baby xoxo October 13, 2016

Old Man River

Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.

"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."

"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."

"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"

by J3Insider November 4, 2011

River Chick

A moderately attractive female who is trashy in a very subtle way. Large fake breasts are common on a river chick. Most guys would want to hook up with her, but would never tell their friends about the encounter if it happened. There is really nothing wrong with being a river chick and it is not necessairly a completely demeaning term. River chicks often enjoy river type activites such as floating on tubes in slutty bathing suits while drinking.

That girl I banged is such a river chick. She asked me to go squirrel hunting next weekend.

by Bar916_Briguy October 16, 2008

Arctic River Dance

The act of giving oral pleasure after eating ice cubes.

Sally gave Bill an arctic river dance last night, after he bought her a Slushie.

by The Watcher Cometh January 9, 2010

RIVER BREAST

THE SWEAT BETWEEN A WOMENS BREATS

DUDE, CHECK OUT THAT GIRLS RIVER BREASTS!

by DANGER ER June 2, 2009

River Boat Captain

I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.

Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.

by Hugo_B February 24, 2013

river mouth

A very sexually loose person

Don't hook up with Amy . She's a river mouth.

by tulipballs January 5, 2016