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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
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National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th
Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?
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Archer queen

A tall sexual women who loves to hit walls
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sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.
Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!
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rig pig queen

A female even more depraved than a rig pig that latches on to said rig pig for the lifted truck, toys, drugs, and dirty oil money.

After the rig pig loses his job, the rig pig queen moves on to it's next rig pig.

Useless human being.

See rig pig definition for more information on rig pigs.
The rig pig queen sucked the rig pigs dick for his dirty oil money.
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Red Blood Queen

The cosplay to defy reality. Requires the bodies of hundreds beneath the feet of the mistress to be soaked in the blood of the defiled. Only when a spirit truly obtains a post apocalyptic world can this feat be achieved for a never ending feel of tranquility
In the apocalyptic world the red blood queen will rise
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tired old queen

a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
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