Pre-Fight Doughnut

An honored tradition where you offer your opponent a doughnut before engaging in battle

Ninja #1: "Before we fight...I offer you this.... take it as a token of my appreciation..."
Ninja #2: "...it's a fucking doughnut."

by michaelangelo November 30, 2004

Pre-Potter-Depression

The sad moments that come before reading the 7th book because everyone has already spoiled the deaths.

I got Pre-Potter-Depression after Shannon told me who all died.

by jkjrfkej August 9, 2007

Pre game vape

when someone gets high before a party or social event using a vaporizer to smoke marijuana.

yo man lets pre game vape before we go to the kegger

by shneriside October 6, 2009

Reverse Pre-Game

The act of going out on the town (barhopping, paying cover-charge after cover charge, buying expensive drink after expensive drink) and then heading to a house party where you feel terrible about how much money you could have saved.

Wow...you guys totally made me reverse pre-game by telling me about this house party AFTER the fifth bar. Not only am I too sloshed to want to drink any more, I am pretty sure I am broke.

by Turbulent Boyle November 9, 2010

pre-baby puppy

a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.

The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.

Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.

by tylr83 April 13, 2011

Pre-race Dump

The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.

"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"

"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."

by BeulahBeast May 23, 2012

Pre-collision Dance

The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.

Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!

by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009