crowd pleaser

An unmanageable, unsightly and unflushable human faeces - usually
found lining the bottom of a public toilet.

"SHIT! somebodies left a right fucking crowdpleaser in that bog!"

by Skip Donahue July 23, 2004

Pesant

The act of being a peasant that is simping

Oh Aly, you’re being such a pesant!

by hubbyy November 11, 2020

Bitch please

General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.

So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.

Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!

(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)

by Gunishment September 12, 2011

Please Seed

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies

Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"

by chips&dip December 15, 2010

crowd pleasers

Noun: A perfect pair of womens breasts. Size: C-cup on up. Usually paired with a banging booty. Often displayed in bars, restaurants, parties, malls, and in situations where a female wants something from a man (such as a large tip at a restaurant, a free drink or when something needs fixed). Sparks high spirits & enthusiasm among men. Evokes jealousy among bitter/insecure women (usually bitchy girlfriends who catch you "gocking"). Commonly referred to as bad jokers, bazongas, cantelopes, fun bags, globes, hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, ta-tas, tig 'ol bittys, and whoppers among many others.

Oh Shit. Did you see the crowd pleasers on that girl?

Chase got no nooky tonight because his girlfriend caught him staring at the waitress's crowd pleasers.

by spook85 October 9, 2006

Cheese Please

The best way to ask for casual sex

(you walk up to your snack of choice at the club)
"Cheese please!"

by Venus Cherry and Velvet Rose April 5, 2005

Geezer pleaser

One who exchanges his liberties and freedoms for the temporary gratification of the elderly.

America shut down because the media has turned her citizens into a bunch of geezer pleasers.

by Bungeemon fwankwin March 22, 2020