Panther

A panther is a male version of a "cougar." A guy over 40, usually divored or wealthy. He thinks that due to this wallet, young women will want him. They are usually gross.

I can't believe I was just hit on by that old ass panther. Yuck.

by FCat May 15, 2009

Plantetarian

A person who does not eat any plants in their diets. (i.e. wheats)

I am a plantetarian, so I eat mostly meat.

by banlord August 6, 2009

Pantherman

An enigmatic being, known to some as a superhero, who saves lives throughout a myriad of American cities. He is relentlessly hunted by Arnold Schwarzenegger, who witnessed Pantherman holding the deceased body of Old Man Abernathy, and presumed Pantherman to be the murderer. He speaks only Catanese. Pantherman always barely escapes the clutches of Arnold.

Pantherman: "Mreow."
Arnold: *Bursts into the room with a shotgun*. "PANTHERMAN!"
Pantherman: "Mreow?"

*Fight ensues*.

by Sgt. Cocksammich August 10, 2009

planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat January 31, 2010

Pilanther

A tiny penis, also known as a Jon.

Man, that guy sure does look like he has a pilanther.

by Fluffins July 26, 2010

plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)

dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter

by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010