slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

The Stinky Pink Pickle

When you fuck a young girl's butthole so hard that your penis literally becomes so sore that it turns pink.

Rick: Man, I ass-fucked that high school slut last night!
Ron: She's 15, right?
Rick: No, she's 13, but MAN was that bunghole tight!
Ron: Jesus Christ, Rick.
Rick: I LOVE the Stinky Pink Pickle!

by Harvey Rickles September 7, 2010

Tennessee Dill Pickle

When you are eating a dill pickle and you are with a woman and you say , "Shut up, Woman! I'm eating a pickle." (with option Bitch Slap.)

Mary, I'm going to Tennessee Dill Pickle you right now! (Bitch Slap... 'cause Mary is a bitch and he is eating a pickle.)

by TN Bitch Slap Barbie June 9, 2017

You fecking pickle

You fecking pickle is a way to insult someone and confuse them at the same time. You are calling them a green bumpy wet object shaped like a dick. At the same time pickles taste good so...

Cameron Dallas is a fecking pickle, Shawn Mendes is way smexier. You fecking pickle, how could you even think that!? You know what, everyone expect Shawn Mendes is a fecking pickle!

by YouFeckingPickle September 2, 2017

raphaels ass pickle niggle

a god summoned pickle that raphael stuck up his ass turning it black from the shit hence the niggle

raphaels ass pickle niggle

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

He turned himself into a pickle

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Person LB: And... He turned himself into a pickle.
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Person DrH: Wubba lubba dub dub!

by LittleRossana July 4, 2020

Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.

Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*

by Ferdinando June 6, 2007