Crashing the Parking Lot

The act of sexual activity in a very expensive car, while smoking on that kush at the same Damn time!

Them bitches at the club be crashing the parking lot.

by Lil Niggas September 28, 2012

CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome)

CUPS describes a person who never packs enough marijuana into a bowl to accommodate everyone partaking.

I hate matching bowls with John because he suffers from CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome).

by ToeKnee64 November 28, 2012

You're Paying!

A phrase used by a Wobbly in response to an invitation to partake of an activity which involves spending money, or to buy an item directed at said Wobbly.

X: "Wanna go see the Monaco GP?
Wobbly: "You're Paying!

by PeugeotDriversSuck June 9, 2018

Facial Fudge Packing

The act of shitting in someones mouth and the proceeding to have oral sex

Stacy got tapeworm from her facial fudge packing yesterday

by Fagitarius April 23, 2019

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

he is packing

To either have a massive penis or to wear some sort of padding so as to give the appearance of having a massive penis

He is packing but everyone is when you wear a size small. Except for Ross Lynch, he really is.

by trmnks July 29, 2023

double parking

where the penis is inserted to the vagina and the ballsack is placed in the anal cavity

dude i was totally double parking this girl's mom last night

by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006