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A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
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The Zero Mortal Plan

The Zero Mortal Plan is the way Zamasu and Goku Black will kill all mortals in order to create an utopia, a world with nothing more than immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"
by TheRealGogeta February 18, 2024
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PLAN-H'd

Pretend Like Ain't Nothing Happened.... You got PLAN-H'd...
This is almost like ghosting, but in a different way. Two people make plans, talk, or agree on something and the next time you see them, they don't acknowledge, remember or straight up avoid you as if it never happened.

Originally heard around New York, Staten Island/ NJ.
PLAN - H P1: I talked to DJ for an hour last night, he said he would come through to your new album drop event, he seemed all in holmes.

P2: Wait what, I saw him this afternoon, I talked to him for a solid 10 minutes. He said nothing about talking to you at all dude. Wtaf ?

P1: Dude is funny bro, my man PLAN-H'd you!!
by Lexicon Steel February 28, 2024
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The Zero Mortal Plan

A divine project planned by Zamasu and Goku Black (Zamasu from another timeline who switched bodies) which consists in the erradication of all mortal beings in all timelines to create an utopia of godly immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"
by TheRealGogeta March 5, 2024
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Technology Development Plan

/n/A personal technology strategic plan (blueprint) to maintain a continuous cycle of new tools (tooling-up) for a particular job or job function that aligns with one's individual aspirations and organizational goals.
Heath created a Technology Development Plan to prepare for an executive assistant promotion.
by TechGem Technologies March 7, 2024
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Plans

When your all lazy fucks and Cullen creates these for your enjoyment
Wow I’m such a cunt and Cullen is so great and makes all of the plans
by Lukas is stupid July 13, 2022
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Plan Freeze

Indecisive. Unable to make a decision. Paralyzed by planning.
Hannah - “Okay so we’re going to the beach, at 9 am, maybe 10 am, I’ll drive, we’ll drive, drive the truck, your mom’s truck, so no bike, well yes bike, no bike with a lap top, do your therapy, at your mom’s house, bike down, join us, too hot, you paid for it, enjoy it, get it, great job, plan done.”

Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***

Hannah - “Are you alright?”

Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”

Hannah - “What’s that?”

Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”
by TheBenAflack July 20, 2022
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