cookin' onions in the oven

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

by Not Mike M November 15, 2013

Easy bake oven

The process of pouring cake batter into a vagina and baking the batter for a week. After a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the vagina.

I heard Joe and Sally made an easy bake oven and joe loved the cake.

by Big D lover August 27, 2014

bagel in the oven

Pregnant

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven

by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015

lover duche oven

A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven

That's a lover duche oven

by I'm da man April 27, 2016

Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

brownie in the dutch oven

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.

"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"

by Shlynlew July 15, 2017

vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.

by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017