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Monkey Majik

A japanese pop/rock band from sendai consisting of two canadian brothers named Maynard and Blaise Plant. The band has been rather successful for a band started by two forieners, and has a rising fan base out in japan.
The line for monkey majik is:
Maynard:Guitar/vocals
Blaise:Guitar/Vocals
Tax:Drummer
DICK:Bassist
by Toilet man January 13, 2009
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steroid monkey

A common lamen who takes roids to increase his puny muscle mass while shrinking his manhood thus creating the ultimate douchebag regret with small man syndrome. Typically where's sunglasses at night and inside clubs, wife-beaters or shiny bedazzled shirts to show off his roid muscles and to intimidate others. Except he is just over 5' tall and is always looked down upon at which time he spits on people and runs away screaming like a little bitch. Once in the safety of his Benz with chrome rims and blacked out windows he believes is he now invisible to those around him and safe.

Doubebags are never safe, they stick out like a fat kid eating McDicks inside a McDicks. Joseph D'Antonio may have this experience while he worked at McDicks flipping burgers until his muscles grew and he was too good for burger flipping in his mind. He then got a nice Pit Bull and random tattoos all over his body to compliment his new roid muscle and turned into a full fledge Douchebag of Vancouver. He's currently applying to be on the Douchebags of Vancouver TV show which will air as soon as they can find enough Douchebags who can actually spell and sign their name.
Steroid Monkeys like Douchebag, Joseph D'Antonio local Vancouver Celebrity in the car scene who recently attacked and spit on a fellow car enthusiast because he had roid rage over a parking spot at a grocery store. He then ran away like a bitch, but came back to key the victims vehicle and then ran away like a little bitch a second time.
by Douchebag Hunter December 20, 2013
mugGet the steroid monkeymug.

spasticated monkey

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.
Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".
by dylberto32 August 21, 2009
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Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.
Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.
by thedeciver January 11, 2009
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cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.
Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;
by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005
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Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.
I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!
by JC Meister July 5, 2004
mugGet the Beer Monkeymug.

Monkey Island

Silly point-and-click fun at its finest.
by Spacecow March 16, 2003
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