Rhys Jones

The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .

Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.

They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.

Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"

Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
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A sexy,cute,thick,skinny,slim thick,nails done, hair done clear face female this term is more used up north like PA

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The gay stereo type who loves his friends and strokes them at night
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Lasts 6 seconds in bed, likes the Yankees which makes him gay for James Charles, overall a fucker.
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Colton Jones ( Faggot ) likes Big Dat weiner up his assshole
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Sexiest girl on the planet , beautiful face , nice boobs and bunda. Sometimes scrunches nose and hands and screams "Ahhh" and loves kind and athletic boys with big dick
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