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Cunt in front of my kids

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave
It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!
by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025
mugGet the Cunt in front of my kidsmug.

Snotty Front Botty

Arousal leading to excretion of fluid from the vaginal area.
"Jesus I had a messy Friday night, I had such a snotty front botty"
by TheElectricLady July 16, 2022
mugGet the Snotty Front Bottymug.

Front-biting

When you literally bite someone from their front side. A way of showing love and affection. Its another version of blowjob except you bite it. It could be for a male or female if you know what I mean.
I was front-biting him afterschool
by nibbernator September 6, 2019
mugGet the Front-bitingmug.

Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.
by LA Bear May 11, 2022
mugGet the Front Poopmug.

Front Flip Fart

When a fart travels towards the front but doesn’t come from or go into the vagina.
Hey girl, I just had a front flip fart.
by maryjayne007 August 12, 2023
mugGet the Front Flip Fartmug.

Front Rower

Someone who is an overachiever, the best at everything in life, a true winner, a scholar, they take pride sitting in the front row. They are also known for having no ammo and huge wieners. (For Example Danal and Refad)
OMG DOOD Quit being such a front rower. I'll just keep chillin in the back row, outside of the assembly. - Patso
by Patsonator August 5, 2022
mugGet the Front Rowermug.

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024
mugGet the the front end assistantmug.

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