monkey cult

the biggest group of monkey

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by bruhskiithe1st April 17, 2021

Allah Monkey

Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.

George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

spasticated monkey

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

by thedeciver January 11, 2009

cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005

Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

by JC Meister July 5, 2004

Monkey Island

Silly point-and-click fun at its finest.

"Look behind you! A three headed monkey! ... island."

by Spacecow March 16, 2003