Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now that's a real education fuck books
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen
Aka a guy who eats his noodles and cooks in them too.
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now that's a real education fuck books
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen
Aka a guy who eats his noodles and cooks in them too.
by Jarjarblubbles246 January 26, 2017
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by J & C March 15, 2008
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"Why do the Predators always do hitch routes?"
"Because Noodle arm can't throw the damn ball that Far! Did you see the 2 picks he just threw?"
"Because Noodle arm can't throw the damn ball that Far! Did you see the 2 picks he just threw?"
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Mat the Zombie: *rips open a skull* How about some dome noodles?
Jerry the Zombie: Sweet! You read my mi-- nvm.
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Jerry the Zombie: Sweet! You read my mi-- nvm.
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by Bing Bing Bong Bong August 19, 2016
Get the Dusty Noodles mug.A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."
Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.
Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!
Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!
Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
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