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Ninja AIDS

Also known as the common cold. Named for the way it sneaks up on you without warning.
I woke up this morning with Ninja AIDS. I've felt like crap all day.
by Sheriff Lobo February 15, 2005
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Ninja Assassin

The greatest movie of all time. There's so much body dismembering and excessive amounts of blood that it keeps you entertained throughout the movie.
Guy 1: Man, i saw Ninja Assassin the other day

Guy 2: Oh me too, there's so much blood i could have sworn i was watching a documentary on PMS!

Guy 1: o.O
by The Notorious Poon Slayer April 15, 2010
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Ninjacy

Like "piracy" but faster and more stealthfuly done. You stole it so fast the victim still has the copy in his hands. Used in connection to "stealing" a digital copy of something (e.g. music)
Man, ninjacy is way cooler than piracy.
by Topher67 December 5, 2007
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ninja conversation

A conversation dominated by verbal grappling hooks and sharpened metaphors that sneak soundlessly into the cracks of the mind. Common side effects include cloudiness, confusion and a general disdain for pirates.
That girl strikes the depths of my cranium with deft hands and my heart with a fingertip touch that seeps down to the very edges of my shadow. (General response to this "ninja conversation" follows with trailing off, averting eyes and mumbling about eye patches and single consonant words)
by vernacular_ninja September 24, 2009
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Ninja

An intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"
fourth, you jump to her side scream NINJA and punch her in the face.
Jenny:Damn, i got ninjad pretty hard last night.
Me: Yeah i fucking owned you
by JMANWASSUP September 14, 2005
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Ninja

Adjective.

Basically another word for cool. Except cooler, as its the word Ninja. Similar to badass in defintion yet far more badass, i think the best explanation of this word is infact 'Ninja'.

This is going to happen. It's Inevitable. It's going to happen big.

It will grow and spread across the Internet like wild fire with a shuriken.
*Roundhouse Kicks someone through a wall*
"Woah that's so frickin' Ninja!"

*A very nice hat*
"That hat is so Ninja!"

*Walks on the grass when there is blatantly a sign with clear instructions not to*
"Shit, that dude is ninja."

*Prefers Pirates*
"What a queer"
by ThatNinjaguy November 14, 2009
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DJ Ninja

A nickname that is given to really cool Korean kids. They are the smartest, buffest, best-looking kids in school. They are also crazy ninjas with the fighting abilities of Chuck Norris and the bodies of Dwight Howard.
Person 1: Yo, DJ Ninja! What's up? Why are you so sexy?
DJ Ninja: It's how I roll. Sucks you can't be as sexy as me.
Person 1: I adore you. You are so cute.
DJ Ninja: Thanks babe.
by Hansoo November 2, 2008
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