mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain

Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?

by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022

mushroom slape

a slape with the head of the dick

fred mushroom slaped maggie

by fred faulkner August 1, 2009

Stuffed Mushroom

When you nut in her when she has a yeast infection.

Hey, don't yuck my yum, the stuffed mushroom has some really interesting friction to it.

by malkarivka May 21, 2020

wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.

Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.

by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012