The Mushroom

The doesn't fucking guy he's the mushroom cuz he's a fungi

Paul is the mushroom he is funny and the best to hang out with

by The mushroom August 19, 2020

Manky Mushroom

A word made famous by a Scottish online predator hunter which refers to a strange looking penis that's been sent to an underage person who didn't request it.

I've seen your manky mushroom

by Predhunter May 27, 2025

Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

kanik mushroom

A scummy mushroom that's 20 ft underground
Racist pice of shit that doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

"This cunts being an asshole after one cone - such a kanik mushroom"
"I was going on with my day when all of a sudden I smell a disgusting stench coming from the bin,must be a kanik mushroom"

by Calling out the hoes August 1, 2022

mushroom clouding

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard

My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.

by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017

Creamy mushroom

When a male ejaculates inside a woman but only leaving just the tip inside

Have you ever had a creamy mushroom?

by Little love spider October 6, 2022

mushrooms

A “food” people pretend to like so they can seem fancy. Tastes like someone dug 10 feet underground, found dirt that worms threw a rave in, flattened it out, let a snail run laps on it, and called it “earthy.” Somehow ends up on pizza, pasta, and every dish that was perfectly fine before it got ruined.

“Why does this burger taste like wet forest?”
“They added mushrooms, dude.”

by Visit s she e November 7, 2025