lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian

I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Lady Marmalade

The creamy, viscous, schmear that accumulates in a ladies delicates after a day of happenstance titillation or arousal.

Billy: "Ew, what's that stuff in your sister's panties?!"

Johnny: "Gimmie those! Mom said that's just her lady marmalade. It's normal."

Billy: *takes note to smell some ASAP*

by Buster Grand January 5, 2022

Silver Lady

Refers to the silver foil bag accociated with cask wine.

The origin of the term "Silver Lady" is not well documented, however, has most likely been borrowed from the stories of sailer's encounters with mermaids/sirens, where the beautiful songs of these seductresses would lure the sailers to the rocky shallows of an island cove and ultimately their demise.

The metaphor relates back to the Silver Lady in that, like the aformentioned seductresses, she draws her victims in with her affordable price and shiny appearance. Seemingly all is well and good, desired intoxication is achieved and everyone is happy. That is until consumption thresholds are exceeded resulting in the obvious, or in the unlikely case that you survive till morning (assuming this is a night scene), the hangover to end all hangovers must be endured.

Drunk & Disorderly #1: "What is that alluring melody I hear on the wind?"
Drunk & Disorderly #2: "Why, it's the Silver Lady calling!"

by superdeluxethere April 6, 2010

Our Lady of Mercy

The all girls school that everyone passes by but doesnt realize is a school cause it looks like an insane asylum. Everyone thinks of them as whores because they all pretty much have passed 3rd base. The "brother" school McQuaid is where all the girls look for guys. Mercy girls get mad though when girls from public schools take a guy from there because they have a co-ed school. All of the girls roll their skirts and aren't called sluts because girls who don't roll are weird asf. The girls wear expensive shoes and go shopping a lot even though during the school year they wear uniforms. Ramen is a big part of the culture there. Everybody is "friends" with everyone, and talks mad shit bout eachother but it's okay cause everybody's friends. They wear their hair in messy buns because why try with no boys. Once in a while you walk into the bathrooms and hear some lesbians. Everybody acts really religious but you can tell by all the partying and boys that they aren't. The girls in the Brighton NY district uses mad fake tanning shit. Especially during the winter everyone looks orange and streaky. The cheer girls are the most chill girls you'll meet, they don't really give two shits. The track girls though are goody two shoes. Everyone gets a lot of homework and is failing spanish and chem. Also none of the homework gets done but it's okay cause it's Mercy. They only have 150 days of school and summer starts in May so the 10k/year tuition is totally worth it.

guy 1: "dude she's hot, what school does she go to?"
guy 2: "looks like a mercy girl"
guy 1: "Imma go get her snap, you know how those girls from Our Lady of Mercy are"

by mercyhighbichhhhh March 3, 2019

Hare Krishna Lady

A extremely dedicated old lady in Leicester by the clocktower who sings some next level crap song everyday, no matter what the weather or time she’s just always there, she may be a jinn as she doesn’t ever get tired . Her voice is on point and she will be entering Britain’s got talent in 2020 if she’s still alive. This lady wear funny outfits and gives you weird stares. Can’t lie she sometimes sounds like some next level crackhead and is bare jokes. Pure free entertainment

The Hare Krishna Lady’s voice was ringing in my head whilst in the shower

by anonymouslcgyally October 23, 2019

Lady Gaga

A 'Lady Gaga' has many definitions:

1) n. A talentless bitch who can't write lyrics to save her life.
2) n. A tranny; A drag queen.
3) n. An alien genital part that is made up of 5 vaginas and 2 penises.
4) v. To have sex with anyone (or anything) you can (This is mainly used by single women).

1) Ann: Nick let's go on YouTube.
Nick: What's that video?! Click on it...
A Lady Gaga in the video: I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK!

Nick: Ahhhhh, turn this shit off!!! It's a Lady Gaga!

2) Bryan: Hey, look at that sexy girl over there! *drools*
Joey: Idiot, that's a Lady Gaga.
Bryan: Oh...*vomits*

3) Michael: *about to have sex* Baby, you ready?
Janice: Oh hell yeah!
Michael: *undresses Janice* Holy shit!! You have a Lady Gaga!!!

4) Candace: I need to hump something... *sees homeless guy* *humps leg* *sees dead rat* *shoves up pussy* *sees knife* Oooh! That'll fit! *humps* *cuts herself* *bleeds until she dies*
Tom: Omg did that girl just Lady Gaga to death?!?!

by TheKatyCat July 7, 2011

Ol' Lady

Girlfriend.

keep playing wit me nd ima fuk ya ol' lady

by Plies Baaaabbbyyyyyyy June 22, 2008