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lewis

A pre pubescent teen that Will attach himself to anyone that shows the slightest interest. Avoid all contact as he is harder to get rid of than that STD i once contracted from a dutch brass
lewis is Annoying AF
by Random blogger February 25, 2020
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Lewis

Lewis is small and is a magnet to the girls he has a ginormous c*ck even though people think it’s small
Girl: hey
Lewis:hey
Girl: u got a small d*ck

Lewis:pulls down trousers
Girl: I’m my gosh y is it so big
by Daddydayo November 23, 2021
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Royce Lewis

Drafted in the first round by the Minnesota Twins. He is known for his amazing rookie season where he hit .323 including 5 grand slams. He has a great career ahead of him.
Royce Lewis just hit another dinger.
by That Guy Himothy December 16, 2023
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Lewie

To charge two companies for a full days work in a single day while never turning up to either of them
Where did you work today Alan?
Mate chucked a Lewie today with King and Allied, I've been in the shed all day, very nice.
by three1six August 28, 2020
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Lewis Day

another meaning for "Cunt Day" or an insult to chavs
you see that disappointment to society over there? i bet he's lewis day
or
i got hit by a car, im having a lewis day today
by PeeleGradyGay October 9, 2020
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darcy lewis

a person that likes stealing your food

#HumanDrug #HumanBeast
by Handle Tom May 19, 2016
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
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