lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer

after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro

by wonderbread January 20, 2005

Lemon Drop Titties

1.Extremely miniscule sized breasteses. 2.Breast being notably below the average in size or magnitude.

Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani, Kate Moss. i.e. Being part of the itty, bitty, titty committee.
1. "Paris hilton has lemon drop titties".
2."Yo girls titties look like lemon drops".
3. "yo girl look like a thirteen year old school boy".
4. "Damn, those some small ass titties!"

by Jerome Jerome July 21, 2006

lemondemon

a dwarf who drastically grew a large lemon head after several years of depression. EVIL!!!

A lemondemon was found in Kevin's missered yellow-brick road.

by Alyson Viray June 18, 2008

Lemon Pledge

The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.

As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.

Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.

Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?

A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.

by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009

lemonheads

Yellow diamonds that are so big they look like "lemonheads"-(the candy). Usually a term used when talking about yellow diamond earings.

"Yellow diamonds in my ear, call um lemon heads"-cam'ron from the song "killa cam".

by dj_mike September 4, 2005

Lemon party

an old man orgy

when your grandma found out that grandpa was at a lemon party last night she will shit her depends

by Mr Slicko March 21, 2009

Lemon Lolli

When your havin sex with a girls vagina, she pees on ur dick, and then gives u a blowjob

I was fuckin' sherly last wednesday and she pissed on my dick and got me off, a lemon lolli

by fuzzytwinkie April 10, 2009