The absolute biggest king you have ever met! This is the name of a person with whom you will fall in love and never forget for the rest of your life. He is of vivid emotion and can make you feel like time just stops if you stare into his eyes! Very funny and charismatic, but at the same time very humble and grounded. Overall just probably the best human being you will ever meet, and if you are lucky enough to know one, just send him 10 bucks to show him you appreciate his friendship :)
by zelu November 23, 2021
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by xaanthus November 23, 2021
Get the Jose mug.New Orleans penitentiary term originally pronounced dose, as in someone's dosing you(putting money on your books)like a dose of medicine to keep you content while passing time, but illiterates started mispronouncing it.
Shawanda: who's gonna jose you? Cuz you owe me 2 noodles bitch!
Keisha: my mans foda be! Ima get em to ya!
Keisha: my mans foda be! Ima get em to ya!
by poppyqueen May 24, 2023
Get the Jose mug.Jose is a guy who loves to get around. His favorite hobby is messing with every girl's feelings and saying the most foul shit. He has a huge ego and never admits he is wrong. He also has a very large hatred for over-sized women. If you ever come across a Jose, steer clear and mind your business. His ego is the size of the universe but gets very butthurt when the girls he played talks to another boy. Jose is also very athletic, he loves to lift weights and think he is the strongest man in the world. He also does cheer and likes to criticize other athletes that are better than him. But in the end Jose is a very hard worker and will push you harder than anyone. Also never joke around with him because he will say the most hurtful shit even though you were joking.
"Im the most humble person in this room"-Jose
*5 seconds later*
"I am literally so much better than him at stunting"-Also Jose
*5 seconds later*
"I am literally so much better than him at stunting"-Also Jose
by kittenmilk25 June 13, 2023
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by Necromancer herobrine February 26, 2023
Get the joses mug.Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 1, 2023
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