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japanese jiggle jelq

an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,

consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect

created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s
yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!
by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024
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Japanese butt circus

When you have sexual intercourse with two women of Japanese decent, while having anal sex with one, and the other juggles your balls, the women switch positions multiple times
During my trip to Japan, I participated in a Japanese butt circus, please don’t tell my wife.
by Boatlover4 August 9, 2024
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Japanese Meatrake

The act of spreading your fingers while fisting - thus raking the meat.

The movement resembles the claws of a cat prepping a pillow.
Hi Kevin, did you like your karaoke or prefered my Japanese Meatrake last night
by Datieje November 3, 2023
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Japanese Jiggy

Japanese Jiggy is for motherfuckers who start doing weird autistic crazy dances In rea l life.

The Japanese jiggy may contain LGBTQ Dances And Sexual Content Such As Gestures, and moving to much
I love skibidi toilet, (because I'm weird) *hits the Japanese jiggy*
by Ticklemybttm November 5, 2023
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japanese dagger

The sexual habit of substituting a kitchen knife or dagger, for a dildo, and using it for self pleasure. It’s dangerous but worth it
I just caught Stainer performing the Japanese dagger”
by Bibby cheese November 8, 2023
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Japanese Writer

A writer who's primary goal is to make any children in their chosen media suffer as much as possible. Examples: Made in the Abyss, Fuga Melodies of Steel, Asura's Wrath, and so on.
"Don't you find an odd pattern in eastern media where children often seem to just get brutalized?" "Well yea, they got Japanese writers. Best way to get the empathy or shock out of someone is to show a child experiencing the worst #### known to man."
by GarbageGoose December 14, 2023
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Japanese Empire

The Empire of Japan (Japanese: 大日本帝国, Dai Nippon Teikoku or Dai Nihon Teikoku), also referred to as the Japanese Empire, Imperial Japan, or simply Japan, was the Japanese nation-statei that existed from the Meiji Restoration in 1868 until the enactment of the reformed Constitution of Japan in 1947. From 29 August 1910 until 2 September 1945, it administered the naichi (the Japanese archipelago and post-1943 Karafuto) and the gaichi (Korea, Taiwan, Kwantung Leased Territory, and pre-1943 Karafuto). The South Seas Mandate was a single Japanese dependent territory in the name of the League of Nations under Japanese administration. In the closing stages of World War II, with Japan defeated alongside the rest of the Axis, the formalized Japanese Instrument of Surrender was issued in compliance with the Potsdam Declaration of the victorious Allies, and Japanese de facto territory subsequently shrunk to cover only the Japanese archipelago as it is today.
"The Japanese Empire has retreated"
"Japanese Empire will rule the pacific!"
by mu1lexx December 18, 2023
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