Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013

m8 Zoned

chav version of friend zoned

“She’s m8 zoned you pal”

by princesspettyx December 30, 2017

Pen Zoned

When a person does not see another as a romantic partner and instead communicates with them in a pen pal like nature.

They still talk everyday but she pen zoned him

by sooblic April 6, 2022

Printer Zone

The point in trying to solve printer problems where you loose your mind.

Did you see John? He has been working on that printer for over an hour. I think he has entered printer zone. I would stay away from for a while.

by Polo Pat December 10, 2012

granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.

I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.

by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020

mum zone

when you’re overly nice and sweet to someone who likes you but you’re not interested in basically an easier way to friend zone someone

i’m pissed off
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys

it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me

aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)

did he just get put in the mum zone

by badd1€ March 16, 2021

Cop Zone

The area that a sneaker head or hypebeast can cop or get shoes/heat.

person 1 " how good is your cop zone"
Person 2 "bro it sucks now that high valley mall closed, they do that stupid raffle and i can never rsvp any thing"
person 1 " If you pay Brian at foot locker he will hook you up"
person 2 " I AINT PAYING ANOTHER 50 BUCKS. I'M ASS OUT !!!!"

by kicklicker September 5, 2013