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S.I.F.

Screwed In Fantasy. The act of being screwed in a fantasy sport by a fantasy sports player. Then, going to screwedinfantasy.com and posting to make sure that all of your friends and foes read about it.

How you can get screwed: Your fantasy catcher gets benched on Sunday and you lose by one hit, giving your nemesis the week's victory. Your top notch wide receiver doesn't grab a catch on Sunday, costing you a valuable 10-15 fantasy points. Your favorite basketball player steps on someone's foot and is out for 4-6 weeks. Your fantasy hockey player misses the game winning shot, and your chance at a fantasy championship.

The list goes on and on.
I took Joe Nathan in the 10th round of the draft after two other closers went, knowing Nathan was a guaranteed 40+ saves a year. One week later he goes under Tommy John surgery and I'm out of a player and a solid draft pick. You really S.I.F.'ed me on this one Nathan.
by Screwed In Fantasy April 8, 2010
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Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
by Desmond G. April 13, 2014
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if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
by dulce br June 24, 2009
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A.I.F.

A.I.F. stands for "ass in face." Hold someone down and rub your ass in their face. Other variations include Bare-ass In Face (B.A.I.F.) and Birthday Ass In Face (B.D.A.I.F.)
TJ was being very annoying so Scott, Andrew, and Matt held him down and I gave him A.I.F. It was great.
by Turk McDuffy May 11, 2007
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nuck if your buck

If your "bout it bout it" then do it and quit talkin shit
by snap May 13, 2005
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Indicates that the smoking tobacco is permissible and encouraged.

Originated in mid-20th century wartime. Commonly used during small gatherings of allied troops. Tobacco was a rationed commodity, at the time, and was generally in short supply.

The term was later popularized in Hollywood war movies.
The commanding officer would typically use the term when opening a meeting in order to get the troops' attention and to relax them (assuming, of course, that they 'had em').

"It's getting rough out there. We've got to review strategy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. We've got some tough decisions to make...."
by Dave Devoid August 1, 2006
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knuck if you buck

knuckle up if you are buck wild

crime mob, nigga.


put your brass knuckles on and fight if you are buck wild
knuc if you buc you po ass nigga
by g unit March 16, 2005
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