Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)

Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede

by Fyuria May 24, 2011

Human Bomb

Referring To A Person With An Explosive Device Implanted Inside Their Body. Or A Person Rigged To Explode In A Flammable Fashion (Seen In Movies, Does not often happen in real life)

“I’ve got a C- 4 Explosive Sewed Into My Stomach! I’m literally a walking human bomb. I’ve gotta get this thing outta me before it sets off !”

by The International Dictionary December 27, 2020

human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021

tiny human

A premature human

That tiny human is too young to be my mom, but you're not.

by You moommy June 10, 2021

domisticated human

domisticated human is a anthony that acts like a chicken.

me-hi domisticated human that likes his butt.

by shadowwhy1 December 3, 2018

Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when people joke about a guy's dead father and show zero remorse when called out on it.

When I saw the memes that spawned when Jacksepticeye announced that his father died, I myself wanted to die. My faith in humanity was utterly demolished in seconds.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

Human Electron

Someone who is negatively charged

“I love going on Twitter to say something offensive and piss some people off because I’m a human electron”

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 19, 2021