When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.
Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.
by Boipoi September 22, 2020
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Get the Horny Hours mug.The desire for non-sexual physical love and affection. Snuggles, cuddling, spooning, head in lap, etc.
“You ever get chill horny? This rain makes me want some good ole fashioned cuddles.”
“Nah man, that’s fucking gay.”
“Nah man, that’s fucking gay.”
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"Alright I'm ace horny again, you know what that means. Who wants hugs, cuz I wanna hug everyone in this room right now, bring it in."
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