Hobo Snow 

1. snow found in the habitat of a hobo

2. the droppings of a hobo that has been out for so long, it has turned white

Guy #1: "Dude, let's play in that pile of snow over there!"
Guy #2: "Ew. No, that's hobo snow, man."

Girl: "OH MY GOD! COURTNEY, WHAT IS THAT?!"
Courtney: "Chill out, it's hobo snow."

Hobo Snow by Doctor KG February 28, 2011

Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.

Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!

Hobo mattress claim by hardcoreconservative69 March 21, 2011

Hambonersteen 

Of or relating to an instance or situation in which one is screwed over or fucked up. The word is applicable to many situations including instances of late night escapades involving women or alcohol.

After Jim and John shotgunned twenty beers and chugged a fifth, they were hambonersteen and could not find their way back to the hotel.

Those guys were really good at beer pong, we got hambonersteened and lost by eight cups.

Hambonersteen by Gek Nation April 11, 2011

Hobo's Lunchbox 

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.

Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."

Hobo's Lunchbox by Bananas842 May 22, 2011

Hambonus 

Instead of getting the traditional holiday bonus for your hard work and perseverance through the year, your place of work awards you with a tiny unappealing ham.

Person 1: Hey what did you get for your X-mas bonus?

Person 2: I might as well have gotten nothing. I got a Hambonus.

Hambonus by Vivvienne December 26, 2011

hobo cute 

Looking disheveled, but cute. At other times, not looking cute at all. Looking like a hobo, but in a cute way.

Have you seen Kim? She looks hobo cute, wearing her sweats and her hair all a mess.

hobo cute by Lovely Soul December 24, 2014

Hobo's Cock Ring 

When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.

Often used at frat hazings.

And for your final challenge, you will endure a Hobo's Cock Ring.

Whats that?

You'll see.

Hobo's Cock Ring by thecamel33 March 15, 2016