Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.
I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.
by Noumenontreal August 02, 2013
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hipster twitcher

One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that
Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!

Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man
by Robbie The Memer April 18, 2015
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cyber hipster

A person that has known and or used technical devices or websites before it was mainstream or known in general. A cyber hipster always tries to be the first one who uses this tech or software. The person doesn't need to be a hipster IRL.
Person 1:'Have you heard of this big youtuber?'
Cyber hipster:'Dude, i know him since he had like 5k subscribers!'

Cyber hipster:'I played Minecraft when it was still called cavegame'
Other person: 'That dude is such a cyber hipster'

Cyber hipster:'I had a smartphone way before it was mainstream'
by Grumpy Demus December 13, 2016
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The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 13, 2015
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Tron Hipster

A hipster who is prone to futurism instead of vintage. But like regular hipsters, they are still opposed to the mainstream. You can usually see them all dressed in black leather and listening to futuristic electronic music or the Tron movie soundtrack. They look like a Japanese school girl with all their cutting edge style and technology. The name is a reference to the movie as most of them live their whole life by it.
Jon: Hey see that girl all dressed in leather and driving that all black Lamborghini with LED headlights.
Bryce: Yeah mate, she just probably wishes she could live in Tron. Damn Tron hipsters.
by Tronhipster July 09, 2014
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hipster thug

A hipster thug is someone who transcends the normal hipster status and sets a new level of class. They are the definition of a perfect hipster.
My friend Tom put a paper clip in his glasses frames to keep them together after he lost the screw, he is a total hipster thug.
by JustinHoliday February 22, 2014
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Hipster Cut

A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.
Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.
by inshadow4 July 14, 2015
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