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Have you sawn a phosphorous

It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet
Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous
by Popo water bottle June 1, 2023
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houston we have a problem

The origin can be traced to the phrase in past tense ("Houston, we've had a problem here") that was used by the crew of the Apollo 13 moon flight, to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base. The phrase is normally misquoted as "Houston, we have a problem" as in the movie Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem".
Have you heard of Yugsolavia space program? Houston we have a problem!
by Che lichni November 26, 2013
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understandable, have a great day

A recent spicy meme in which a black man is at a drive-thru window requesting food, only to be told that "food broke." He understands, and tells the worker to have a great day.
Customer: "Hello, Food?"
Worker: "Food Broke"
Customer: "Understandable, Have A Great Day"
by Drew G The Spicy Meme June 1, 2017
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I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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stranger things have happened

They're not the most likely winners but stranger things have happened.
"I definitely do think we can still win, stranger things have happened, " said Mjallby.
by jonathan.creek January 23, 2014
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have you got a pass

A joke about how schools have passes for everything.
Student: "Can I borrow a pen"
Teacher: "have you got a pass?"
by buy me free games November 2, 2018
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don’t have a cow, man

1) A saying said by Bart Simpson in seasons 1-9 of the popular animated comedy The Simpsons, until someone got themselves fired and everything got screwed up.
Nelson: You’re stupid! Haw Haw!
Bart: Don’t have a cow, man!
by Bluebird42 March 4, 2018
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