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internal handshake

The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
by James the bummer April 18, 2016
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Cowboy handshake

A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)
I did a cowboy handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell
by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Corona Handshake

Similar to the Elbump, but you touch both elbows at the same time, and say “Corona be gone” while in the motion
Jack: SAM!

Sam: JACK!
Jack: No Sam, gotta do corona handshake.
Sam: oh sorry my bad

Both: Corona be gone!
by SirBisket March 13, 2020
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Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.
I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.
by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011
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Rabbit Handshake

A sweater vest with a hood lacking a zipper, found in Canada, specifically Saskatchewan where the term originated. Closely related to the Bunny Hug also from Saskatchewan.
Wow did you see Dexter from phi kappa deltoid rocking that nice rabbit handshake daddy bought him.
by circlejerkafrat May 22, 2018
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double-handshake clasp

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.
Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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