Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022

scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015

Field Ham

Watermelon.

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012

Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

Ham Feast

A nickname for someone called Hattie.

Oi, Ham Feast!

by SotonGal June 16, 2015