two turtles fucking

Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.

Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"

by Pork King October 14, 2005

U.S. of Fucking Aye!

a celebratory form of the abbreviation U.S.A.

Peasant: Where do you live and do you like it there?
Wild Bill: I live in The U.S. of Fucking Aye! so yeah! fuckin' aye, Mr. peasant!

by n008a April 11, 2009

fucking moron

One who fails to realize the difference between an intelligent argument and a string of profanities.

On the Newgrounds forums, the user 70TA is a fucking moron

by Chaoslight November 8, 2003

fucking by the book

Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.

First: boob tease
2nd: Blow Job
3rd: Girl Strips
4th: Eating out the girl
5: Hardcore Sex
6th: Spanking
7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off

Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?
Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.
Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?
Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.
Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...

by Rahul55 August 17, 2008

fucking bitch

A combination of the words fuck and bitch that when put together make something that is PURE EVIL!!!!

Fuck you man, fuck you! You know the fuck what, you're a FUCKING BITCH!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

THREE FUCKING DOTS

What Lou does when someone uses any more or any less than 3 fucking dots...

Stupid cretin: Oh..

Lou: THREE FUCKING DOTS. IT'S 3 FUCKING DOTS.

by Cathdud June 27, 2011

suck my fucking cock

A statement evincing such utter disdain for someone or something so as to render all further conversation useless. A conversation ender.

Charles: I'll tell you what, I'll let you have it for $50.00, and that's my final offer.

Joseph: Suck my fucking cock!

Judge: You, sir, have not shown the Court that you possess a single reedeming quality; you are a drunkard, a wife beater, a philanderer, a liar, a failure, and a loser; in short, a complete disgrace! Do you have anything at all to say for yourself?

Defendant: Suck my fucking cock!

by A Man called Horse September 16, 2013