lake forest

Lake Forest is a large town on the North Shore. Many people who live in this town think they are the richest on the North Shore, and cannot accept the fact that they are obviously not. I live on the North Shore, and I have definitely seen the town of Lake Forest, the residents, the stores, and the homes. I know for a fact that it is NOT the richest town on the North Shore, let alone the richest town in the country. In fact, Lake Forest is the 3rd richest town on the North Shore, not the 3rd richest town in the country. Kenilworth and Winnetka rank higher for various reasons. Lake Forest people generally forget to acknowledge the fact that New Trier (which is where most kids on the North Shore go to high school) is ranked MUCH higher than Lake Forest Academy, and the sad fact that Lake Forest is about a half-hour farther from the city, which is where many people on the North Shore work and/or shop.

Don't get me wrong, a lot of Lake Forest is rich, but a lot of Lake Forest is middle class, also. I don’t know why people in Lake Forest try to rub it in people's faces that they live on the North Shore. It really isn't that big of a deal, but they seem to want to let everybody think that they are ridiculously rich, when in reality; Lake Forest is NOT that fabulous.

So next time you read one of those false definitions about Lake Forest, or the North Shore (written by residents of Lake Forest) remember all of the true facts you have just read about.

Also notice the names of the people who wrote about the "perfection" (yeah right) of Lake Forest. That is so ridiculous, not to mention embarrassing.

Sorry, all you people who live in Lake Forest. You've got to face the facts. Some of you people just need to GET OVER YOURSELVES!

By the way, the definition written by richgirl1789 is total bullshit.

by thinkpink1212 November 26, 2006

Fones

short for "headphones"

Hey do you have an extra pair of fones?

by BreadbasketGangsta March 3, 2011

green forest

A severely fucktarded little backwoods hick town in the middle of BFE!!!!!Mostly inhabited by fucktarded card carrying ass goblins(hillbillies).

Jeet yet? Nah, d'you? Yon't to? Awight! By god....I tell you what.

by Mary Jane October 14, 2003

Rumple Foreskin

Another name for a penis, said by marissa thome in the film four rooms

Tickling a baby's rumple foreskin will keep me aroused forever

by Baczkowski March 9, 2003

Foreskin Salad

A salad compsed primarily of foreskins, be they human or other.

I fed your mother my foreskin salad tuesday night.

Last night Steve's mom totally got in on some foreskin salad.

I've never whitnessed, nor do I intend to ever come near a foreskin salad.

by King_Crimson June 22, 2008

Black Forest Ham

The dark thick forest downstairs ;

This chick had a huge black forest ham !

by 123toothpaste123 January 16, 2009

SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY

The worst school in history every single girl in that school stuffs their bra's with paper to impress the boys who just plain dumb. I would know I go their it fucking sucks.

Taja: I'm out of paper to stuff my bra with do you have any?

Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.

Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.

Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.

Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*

Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?

Tina: *stands up and fake falls*

Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*

Tina: Hits on Dominick.

All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.

by lovelykitty2000 April 22, 2011