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Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick
Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now
by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023
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Satan

According to the Bible, God Created the Heavens & Earth. He Also Had Created His Angels who would be on his side. He created many angels but there was one outstanding splendid ArchAngel. He was Named Lucifer. Due to his beauty & Inquity, he commit a sin of pride for being rebellious Against God in his heart. He Said “I will Exalt the Throne Above God, I will be like the most High” Yet war Broke Out in Heaven, Michael and his angels fought the Dragon, called Serpent/Devil, who Decieves the World. Now He has Dominion Over Earth before it was created. That is the reason we sin a lot and sometimea reject Jesus. Satan Wants us all to be In Hell.
No Man Is More Evil Then Satan. Resist the Devil & he’ll flee from you
by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021
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satan

A fictional character that rebelled against a fictional God's teachings.
Satan isn't any more real than God.
by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021
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Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.
Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.
by Jammin876 June 8, 2025
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satan fisting

Fisting a girl that's on her period and waiting till your hand get's covered in blood then fisting her in the butt.
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Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)
Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."
by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021
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satan's cocktail

The mixture of cum and blood when you fuck a girl on her period.
I made satan's cocktail with my girlfriend last weekend.
by Satans Daffodil June 17, 2015
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