play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

by airda07 June 1, 2023

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

National let Faisal Fiddle Month

During the month of November, you allow your friend named Faisal the ability to fiddle for fun.

Oh wow, It's national let Faisal Fiddle Month!

by The Purple One Tells All November 15, 2023

Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

by The RBW April 26, 2024

microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz

Microterrorist is well, a microterrorist.
Kacchussy is uh..... the fandom term for a certain part of Katsuki Bakugo from My Hero Academia.

Dih fiddler means a person who touches other people's...penises, usualy penises.

L rizz means negative rizz no charisma

So it basically means "You don't get the girl" but the more literal translation is "You are a perverted terrorist that commits felonies and no one wants to sleep with you."

Person A: "See that chick over there? She'd look better on my cock."
Person B: ***"microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz"***
Person A: "...never mind."

by [redacted fool is here] March 5, 2026

microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz

microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz
Means "You don't get the girl" but the more literal meaning is "Haha perverted terrorist who touches vaginas and cocks, you will never get laid"

Person A: "See that chick over there? She'd look better on my cock :)"
Person B: "microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz"
Person A: "...nevermind..."

by [redacted fool is here] March 5, 2026