Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
I think I pulled a Colton's Father.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
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good-father

Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.
Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party

Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche


by Ben anstratheman September 19, 2008
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Father Tally

Also goes by the name Daddy tally or Metallica4ever. The father of the DI-32 immigrants coming to DI-17. Also the funder of the Sweden meetup.
Father Tally has cleansed us from our sins.
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Father O'nalo

Priest of Irish and Scottish decent, that have a facination for young male individuals.
Dude, are you sure your asshole can take another visit from father o'nalo?
by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016
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father-in-law

My father-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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father-in-law

father-in-law.
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Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 17, 2023
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