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Texan Flamingo

A sex position when, a girl stands on one foot and is fucked from behind and as she is about to ejaculate she screams "yee-haw" and you pull out, ejaculate on her back and scream as if you was a shotgun going off.
Girl: damn baby, yee-haw cowboy ;)
Guy: KAPOW
Girl: Ive never had a good Texan Flamingo before.
by McPoppyAustin December 12, 2016
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rusty flamingo

When you stick your nipple in someone’s ear hole while taking a shit in a cat litter box on one leg and eating a peanut butter and banana sand which with no crust. Hence the name rusty flamingo.
When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.
by HollyMollyJolly March 23, 2018
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The Bent Flamingo

The art of bending your cock back underneath your gooch and sticking it right inside your own butt hole, this is done whilst standing on one leg
That Ben Holleron is a strange cat, his mom once walked in on him doing The Bent Flamingo, he cum up himself and it all ran down his standing leg !!!
by The Purple Helmet February 11, 2022
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flamingo

Let's start with classifing the Giant Flamingo. These half human, half flamingo beasts are all over the place, and you could NEVER know!!! Yet they are incredibly easy to spot. Here are the characteristics of one.

1.) GIANT NOSE! This is the first thing you will come across on.
2.) Black or brown hair that falls nearly eye-level to shoulders Rarely is it past their shoulders.
3.) Extremely tight jeans. These animals naturally have thin legs, but the tightness of their jeans makes them even more thin.
4.) Youth Small t-shirts. Usually are band t-shirts, but can be also a shirt the animal wore when he was younger.
5.) These animals are ALWAYS male. How they reproduce is from female humans. And in every one-in-a-thousands births, two regular humans can produce a Giant Flamingo. Some Giant Flamingos may have regular children with their mates, but that child is at a risk to reproducing another flamingo.
6.) Sometimes these animals like to show off their skillz. This includes skateboarding and BMXing.
7.) These animals are mean and rude. Occasionally, if you get on their good side, they will be nice.
"OH MY GOD!! Becca, look! IT'S A FLAMINGO!"
by daybreakgonesXe September 13, 2007
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Flaming Amazon

A sexual act whereas, you lght your mates pubic hair's on fire and put out the fire with your jizz!
Yo girl when bobby gave me that Flaming amazon I itched for weeks
by Chris And Tim February 15, 2003
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Flaming Monkeys

A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.
oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.
by zZah May 25, 2003
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faking the funk

When an upper or middle class person suddenly becomes hard around the presence of colored or lower class individuals.
Winthrop: Why is Regebald talking so oddly?
DuPont: Oh, you know how we gets around black people, talking like he's ghetto and faking the funk.
by alecb June 25, 2007
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