one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

White Eyed Geyser

An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.

”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”

by LilNiggy November 24, 2013

juke-eyed

cross eyed

a man tried to cuss my mums looks but he looking juke-eyed

by bojeng August 19, 2017

4 eyed Bruce

A person of asian race that wears big glasses

Bob: "The person in front of me cant drive for shit"
Ryan: "Yeah its probably some damn 4 eyed Bruce!"

by bombadeer January 18, 2012

brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

by Brown eyed monster September 2, 2015

Green Eyed Mama

The feeling a mother gets when she is so proud of her children for doing some activity yet at the same time feels so jealous that she cannot do that same activity as well as her kids.

I can't believe I turned into a Green Eyed Mama while I ran with my daughter.

One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.

by tipsfromthechicks March 28, 2020