fire eater

One who eats red-headed bitches' pussies.

Jessica Chastain got eaten out by a real fire eater.

by Jizzstick November 11, 2017

Beast Eater

Someone who eats a beast. or really sucks. Usually Anonymous. Joins Beast Eaters Anonymous. B.E.A.

You fucking beast eater!

by Justin Drust October 12, 2002

Millimeter peter eater

A person, one millimeter in height, whom consumes male genitalia.

Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.

by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008

Wanksta cookie-eater

One has a completely fake or dumb asshole.

"Yeah, I hate Jimmy. He's such a wanksta cookie-eater!"

by Machony Leeoun November 10, 2003

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017

Dookey Flake Eater

A dude that eats a hella ton of dookey and puts it all on the rim of their mouth. Also an upcoming cereal by Bruce L.

"You know Bruce? That dude ate so many dookey flakes this week! The nerve of that dookey flake eater!

by TheLastJibbers December 31, 2018