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e-cottaging

When unprotected computer users engage in sex talk in seedy public chatrooms.
George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.
by WelshAsian January 15, 2012
mugGet the e-cottagingmug.

E-perv

One who seems fine and dandy at first, appearing entirely benign. But then suddenly starts sending offensive messages and posting antagonistic comments...
That E-perv has sent me messages detailing every thought he has had of me for the last six months.
by from Channel Two March 23, 2009
mugGet the E-pervmug.

e-booty

Treasured data pirates download, usually shared between other pirates. Refers to a collection rather than individual files.
Yaargh, be bring'n ye harddisk 'roun and get ye sum e-booty
by arjo March 16, 2008
mugGet the e-bootymug.

e-dap

This is a variation of the dap that can be used when you would like to give a physical dap, such as to congratulate your friend on something great they did or are doing, but you are communicating in a manner that makes a physical dap unfeasible, usually electronic, e.g. email, chat, or sms. (See dap.)
I can't believe you are staying on track with your salad for lunch plan. I am gonna grab a burger, e-dap.
by vitaminjeff March 20, 2012
mugGet the e-dapmug.

e-handjob

person 1: succ me

person 2: ready to give you the e-handjob
by Amber77432 July 9, 2019
mugGet the e-handjobmug.

e-lurk

the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.
I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.
by Parish July 1, 2008
mugGet the e-lurkmug.

e-sex

The act in which two very close lovers mate through a private call and moan weirdly into their mics. This form of sexual intercourse is free from STD's and has a pregnancy rate of 0%., therefore, no condoms are needed during this time.
"Hey, wanna join a private call and have e-sex."
"Sure, what we doing e-doggy."
by JT mad cute July 17, 2021
mugGet the e-sexmug.

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